Posts under Tag: humor
Grinning on Green Jokes

A good number of people love green jokes.
As verdant as green fields are the minds of many people on spontaneously injecting green jokes on cozy conversations with friends.
Count me in; a good part of my brain is green.
I love green jokes during casual conversations with close friends and during exchange of text messages with co-workers.  These jokes tickle my fancy [...]

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When Ultra-distant Relatives Ruin Your New Year’s Eve
When Ultra-distant Relatives Ruin Your New Year’s Eve

Happy New Year once again guys!
How was your New Year?  Surely, everyone now is so busy as the holiday vacation abruptly comes to an end and our desks are already waiting for us to work our ass out and replenish are busted wallets and soaring credit card dues.
Going back, how was your New Year?  Complete fingers eh?
Permit me to have [...]

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Political Observations, MSG and Rotten Underwear
Political Observations, MSG and Rotten Underwear

A few days away unplugged from the rest of the online world is already a long blogging vacation for me, highlighted by a long weekend giving me more time than usual to procrastinate and end up becoming a lazy dog on the couch feeding on MSG-coated chips and lots of sugary carbonated drinks enough to burn a hole on my [...]

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Know the Origin of A(N1H1)

image by corkmedia
A(N1H1) virus is slowly creeping all throughout the nations of the world like a deadly plague. Though information about this deadly virus has already been well-disseminated in many institutions with so many brochures and posters hanging from one post to another, there are still I must say some vague areas about this virus that leaves many to be [...]

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Elmot’s List of Ten Emerging Influential Blogs 2009!

image from beboI can’t believe it, but this is actually my 100 and first post since I started blogging. Wow! Now, I am hearing throngs of my screaming fans…somewhere. And if I could only twist some arms from blogger.com or I was just plainly a tech genius that could find ways to escape the natural talent of [...]

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Comic Strip Friday

Comic Strip Friday once again friends! Our featured story of the day, President GMA and the Anti-terror Suit

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Hope our Comic Strip today made your heart smile and your minds bleed, ehehe! Do you think that President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo could be considered a terror/terrorist after all that she has done to the Philippines especially the killing [...]

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Erap Joke of the Day!

Mayor: Oy, pre, bakit mukhang asar ka?
Erap: Kasi napanaginipan ko kagabi na nasa Miss Philippines contest ako at pinaligiran ng mga seksing Pinay.
Mayor: Anong nakaka-asar dun? Swerte mo nga at mga seksi ang mga kasama mo eh.
Erap: Eh, kasi ako ang nanalong Miss Philippines du’n sa panaginip ko.

“man is free, but anywhere he is in [...]

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Comic Strip Friday!!!

Ang Malupit na Kwento ng Bedol-bedol Gang!

Mag-ingat at baka kayo na ang susunod na mabiktima ng bedol-bedol gang…Kapag nabiktima, ipagbigay alam kay Mar, at bibigyan nya kayo ng abugado…dahil mahalaga ang boto nyo, ay ang bawat Pilipino pala.
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“man is free, but anywhere he is in chains” jean-jacques rousseau

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Erap Joke of the Day!

Tindera: Sir bili na kayo ng kurtina!
Erap: Sige, bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit po sa computer?
Erap: May “Windows” kasi ang computer ko, eh.
Har har har har naman tong joke na to! Windows pa ang gamit eh may Vista na. Har har har!
“man is free, but anywhere he is in chains” [...]

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Comic Strip Friday!!!

Ang Hearsay ni Archbishop Cruz

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“man is free, but anywhere he is in chains” jean-jacques rousseau

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