Campaigns to have another shot at government posts are heating up…and getting more creative, sometimes to the extent of becoming so tasteless and stupid.
See that ticket from a bus line flying on the roads of Cavite to Manila with Biazon for 2010! I don’t exactly know if this current Senator Biazon or his son Rep. Biazon being campaigned on this ticket. (kindly click the ticket photo to see the enlarged version with Biazon 2010 written on it)
Worse is this said to be pantyliner reported on TV Patrol from its Boto Mo Ipatrol Mo segment, bearing a face of mana named Soy Oruga Mercado who is most probably going to run for a public office. I don’t exactly know too if this is a pantyliner (the TV anchor said its a pantyliner for Christ’s sake!) or a wet wipes, could also be sandwich too (LOL) but it will be unfortunate for the place it is intended to land on with a shameless politician sponsoring its sanitation.
See? Wahahaha! I don’t know if I want to freak out, cut off my head or just simply relish the moment having a good dose of laughter.
Let us not be surprised then if we will also soon receive underwear and toilet paper with politicians’ faces begging us to vote for them come May 2010 polls. That is what we get when politicians do not have billions for massive TV ads, pantyliners and bus tickets with their faces. LOL
Hey guys, any thoughts about these very creative election campaigns? Any more creative ways you can suggest for our politicians to do their campaigning maybe aside from pantyliners with their faces on it (LOL!)?
Write your comments please…each commenter will receive these election freebies from Mr. Biazon and Mr. Mercado, LOL!
Images from Boto Mo, Ipatrol Mo
jan geronimo (12)
Jhay (10)
Luke (8)
Archon Digital (7)
MinnieRunner (6)
jan geronimo
2 months ago
They opened the floodgates with pantyliners. What now – tampons and sanitary napkins here we come?
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elmot
2 months ago
Hahaha! Since you are the first one to comment here Bro, you’ve got for yourself a box of pantyliners courtesy of that man on the photo, LOL!
I am pretty sure of more hilarious, out-of-this-world campaign strategies and materials coming out soon…condoms with a politician’s face? Anyone?
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elmot
2 months ago
I don’t know if pansin mo bro ang slogan on that pantyliner pack saying “Ang pagbabalik tanaw sa pinaggalingan at paghahanda sa hinaharap”
Full of subliminal sexual messages, ehehhe!
Roy
2 months ago
hmm… ingenious indeed… at least he knows his target market lol
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elmot
2 months ago
Modess,Kotex and other brands may soon find their income waning, as they had found this great competitor, LOL
Will it give a good turnout of votes from the voting sector of women? Let’s see….wahahah!
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Dave Doolin
2 months ago
This is awesome. Really awesome. I’m calling this one out in a week or two, Elmot.
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elmot
2 months ago
Thanks Dave!
When people are desperate to win an election post, they tend to become so stupid.
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PetiBurges
2 months ago
The ‘ticket’ campaign is for the younger Biazon–Ruffy–who is running for Senate under the Liberal Party while the older Biazon–Pong–is running for a congress seat in Muntinlupa replacing his son.
elmot
2 months ago
Thanks for the info on that about the Biazons…so it is like an exchange seat scheme for the father and son huh…I am not pretty sure if that bus ticket could also give him a sure ticket to the Senate though.
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PetiBurges
2 months ago
exacto. they’ve got a stronghold in muntinlupa, so, am sure, it’s a golden ticket for the old biazon back to congress. unless, dong puno will uproot the biazons in the city. pero on ruffy, in fairness to him, he’s better than his dad and i think, he will do good in senate. but, then again, the ticket for biazon is the old military connections. just a thought.
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elmot
2 months ago
Well, I really don’t know who is better between the two Biazons, but I am for them compared to Lito Lapid, Bong Revilla and the always absent Congresman Ledesma, LOL!
Puno is not running I guess for any positions and working tricks maybe for some politicians for the election, at least as what Miriam said.
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Jhay
2 months ago
I think Villar still has the cake on this one, remember his name and face slapped all over the relief goods he and his supporters distributed to the victims of typhoon Ondoy? Tsk tsk, unethical talaga! hahahaha
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elmot
2 months ago
Oo nga, actually you could already call what Villar distributed during the typhoon Ondoy was a “pangkabuhayan showcase”, LOL!
Hay,pera pera na lang talaga din si Villar. Siguro these guys got the inspiration from Villar, LOL~
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MinnieRunner
2 months ago
Wow, ha ha ha! I wonder if I will receive one
Anyhow, have you heard of the joke regarding such? A boy to be circumcised for free? But have to have a tattoo that say’s “Courtesy of Mayor Blah Blah”? That was freakin’ funny!
elmot
2 months ago
You will surely receive one, coz you commented, LOL!
That is a very funny joke. I can’t imagine looking at my banana with Erap’s face or more hilarious (or dangerous?) Miriam Santiago inscribed on it, LOL!
I would rather want it to wear a helmet than see a tattoo on it with “courtesy of…” LOL
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Ruffy Biazon
2 months ago
ELmot, yes, you are correct..that name on the bus ticket is not a guarantee that I will win. But what does a candidate without the resources to place regular ads do? Rely on friends who are willing to extend a helping hand. My name appeared on that ticket without any expense on my part. It is a private bus company and the owner thought it was an economical way to help me out.
It really is a difficult task to campaign nowadays, with the more moneyed candidates having an edge. I’m just fortunate to have some friends who are willing to help.
I would appreciate it if you visit my webiste at http://www.ruffybiazon.ph or my blogs at http://www.ruffybiazon.blogspot.com , http://www.ruffybiazon.wordpress.com so that you may know more about me and my accomplishments. I’m also in Facebook and Multiply.
Thanks!
Ruffy
elmot
2 months ago
Thanks for coming over Cong. Ruffy Biazon and sharing to us some clarification on the issue. At least people will now all know what is the real deal behind this ticket.
I agree, that those who do not have the money will really have a difficult time of introducing themselves to the voting public, nonetheless maybe, I will take the opportunity too to offer my blog as one venue for you to share your thoughts and platform for your campaign, in line with the need of the public to know more about their politicians.
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Gem
2 months ago
Hahaha. Those politicians are soooo desperate. Memorable nga naman sila if their faces are plastered all over those things.
Ayus rin yung bus ticket.. LOL.
elmot
2 months ago
Hahahha! Magrereply pala ako dapat, LOL!
Kakatakot naman kung may mga mukha ng politiko sa parte na un ng katawan ko, baka kabagin ako ng todo, LOL
Jena Isle
2 months ago
he he he, Elmot, tissue paper kaya? lol…
elmot
2 months ago
Naku, that is possible Mam, LOL!
Everything is possible for a desperate candidate…
siyetehan
2 months ago
creative, creative. bravo!
dito sa quezon city, usual na yung “Happy Graduation” at “Happy Fiesta” na greetings sa mga banners and tarpaulins.
pero ngayon, nag level up na ang mga pulitiko dahil makakabasa ka na rin ng
“Happy Mothers Day”
“Happy Fathers Day”
“Happy Grandparents Day”
all in the name of politics
elmot
2 months ago
Wahaha, lahat na lang ng araw may poster?!
Tindi naman ng mga eto eh…kapal muks talaga