A pack of dark heavy clouds coming from the east corner of the sky coalesced with the radiant morning sun; until the whole light was covered by the hue of greed and indulgence. Fear enveloped humanity. Everything now was full of darkness and terror.
Slowly, the dark clouds opened up ushering the evil that has once again resurrected from the forgotten part of the vast universe after being vanquished by the Knights on their legendary battle. His black robe and fiery eyes signal the return of the man whose heart was enveloped by the â€œdark sideâ€. From his eyes, people can clearly see vengeance and thirst for blood; the blood of those who defeated him. Signaling the annihilation of the select race that has thrown him in to a black hole centuries ago, he called out his Cro-Magnon-like minions and summoned them to sow seeds of terror and destruction.
â€œBring to me all the Knights. Kill all those who will block your way!â€
To this, his minions scattered in all directions of the earth killing innocent lives, destroying everything they could see until they could bring all the Knights to their master.
7. Social Media Philippines: Rob also heard the news but he just kept his cool on his cubicle. He tried to compose a tweet just in case a monster suddenly attacks him. Kapoow! His officemates fell unconscious after ferocious Cro-Magnon-like creatures barraged at the opposite cubicle. He then immediately sent his tweet. â€œI am the one you are looking for.â€ he said. The monster marched forward and one of them wounded Rob on his left arm. Rob stood up and just rubbed off the flowing blood. He took off his shades and fired at them his laser beam like Cyclops. All of a sudden, a â€œpadyakâ€ rammed the other monster from the opposite side of the office killing it with the bladed â€œpadyak wheelâ€. A familiar man then stood up and told Rob, â€œBelieve me, I was the one who really tweets.â€ Oh Mr. Palengke in the house!
8. Dare to Speak: It was quite a surprise for Silver to see dark clouds all over her head on high noon. â€œThis is not quite the same weather when I was in our little place Barrio Siete. Ininto man ni nga panahon.â€ she whispered while reminiscing here old roots. â€œWaaah!â€ Ugly creatures crushed her furniture and flowers in her garden. She ran for her dear life not knowing what to do. One monster got hold of her by the hand and not letting her go. â€œWe will crush you and bring you to Darth Vader.â€ Kling! She suddenly knew what to do. â€œHey, I will go with you if you could answer my questions.â€ The monsters scratched their heads and replied, â€œSeems a good idea. OK.â€ â€œWho is blahâ€¦blahâ€¦blahâ€¦When was the blahâ€¦blahâ€¦.blahâ€¦What is the blahâ€¦blahâ€¦blahâ€¦â€ The monsters got so dizzy and fell unconscious not knowing what to answer with Silverâ€™s unending quiz bee narrations. â€œLaki kasi sa gatas.â€ said Silver with a sheepish smile.
9. Kelvinonian Ideas 2.0: He was on his way to school sporting that funky outfit and hairstyle and a pro-camera dangling on his shoulder. Students suddenly screamed while others jumped off from the second floor of the school building. Chugâ€¦Chugâ€¦Chugâ€¦ â€œWho are you?â€ Kelvin asked. â€œWe are here to kill you!â€ Chak! Chak! Chak! Kelvin took pictures of the dark legions and got them blinded by his cameraâ€™s thundering flash. He immediately manipulated the pics off his laptop, tweak some stuffs and clicked â€œsaveâ€. In an instant, the monsters turned into miniature toys and screensavers.
10. Barrio Siete: The barrio council convened already on what to do and everyone is now ready with their bolos, talong, patola, kalabasa, okra and upo in hand. The barrio kapitana shouted, â€œLet us chorva the uglibesh monsters with our chenez weapons!â€ To this all the barangay tanods shouted in response, â€œChorvahin sila!â€ An army of ugly creatures arrived and the skirmish commenced. Kapitan Reyz smashed the monsters with talong and patola while some of the tanods where wapakels in readying the cauldron. â€œWiners na attech. The monster pakbet is now ready mga chorvalors!â€ shouted the kapitana. And the feast started.
The remaining monsters went back to their Master badly wounded and feeling defeated.
â€œMaster, those Knights and Warriors were just so strong. Our army was defeated.â€
Darth Vader turned from his back from what he was busy doing in the computer and starred with great anger to his minions.
â€œDimwits! Stop the crap! Go occupy those seats and now make your own lists of Top Ten Nominees. Let us all defeat those suckers in the remaining four voting weeks.â€
â€œYes boss! But could you teach us how to make a blog account?â€
â€œAsk those Jedi Bloggers, you nutheads!â€
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Disclaimer:Â All characters in this short epic battle are all fictional. Any resemblance of characters to real life are mere coincidence. Violent reactions, disputes on the storyline and characterizations should solely be expressed on the comment form.
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